Where Did She Go?

I went to her house,

To greet her again,

She was an introvert,

And very observant,

A girl with a heart of gold,

She wasn’t there anymore,

I hope she’s enjoying her Sunday,

And we do cross paths again when,

She no longer wears filters,

Fillers and diamond names,

There were no eastern promises,

As you were always sweet,

And ever so kind,

Fare well my friend,

Have a great journey!


To A Dear Friend!

Zaza: Invincible, really?

Logos: Did you ever consider yourself that? 

Zaza: Maybe I said that you can’t defeat me in a debate.

Logos: And I took offense.

Zaza: And then maybe you hoodwinked many young kids out of money and then I didn’t find you worth my company and yet I forgave you.

Logos: No my friend, you wrote a contemptuous article–it’s still there in your archives. And on the way you kept creating many enemies who came in guise of friends and I could really never let you go. I kept conspiring and burning in envy–envious about your being free–free from what? Envious about your being poor, being a beggar. How could you go so free. I wanted to bring you down from your imaginary throne–again and again. I was thinking about you day-and-night. I spent a significant amount of my money, resources and energy in making you feel like a culprit and criminal. That gave me a huge satisfaction because what’s a life we don’t find out enemies who caused us hurt and misguide our friends about them to get back at them or our own satisfaction. Continue reading “To A Dear Friend!”

Dragon’s Loyalty Award Round Two!

Jake who has an amusing personality and friendly aura blogs at The Peasant Blog  He has nominated me for this beautiful award. I heartily thank him for his kind appreciation. He has been in a formula one team, has an adorable rescue kitten Ralf and owns a classical Mini that was born the same year as him! Still, he thinks he is boring–can you imagine that? 

I don’t know who came up with the idea for Dragon’s Loyalty award but it’s kind of different. Does it mean I am being awarded by the Order of Dragons of China for my loyalty? Or it simply means I am loyal like a dragon? Well, how loyal is a typical dragon anyway? I don’t know! I have neither seen any seasons of Game of Thrones nor watched How to train your dragon!

Award Rules

Continue reading “Dragon’s Loyalty Award Round Two!”

Stories Behind Your WordPress Names!

Dear friends,

I requested you to share the stories behind your usernames. I am so glad so many of you interacted and shared. These stories are very interesting and help us better remember and understand names, our cultures and personalities. I have compiled all of the stories you shared via comments and edited a bit those which exceeded 50 words. I hope you will see your story here and let me know if I missed something. I will be glad to edit it for you, or add something if you want. I am really amazed to see how much creativity and history goes behind these names!



Alex Harris : Fit Fish

The Defender of Men!

 Alex is short for Alexander. Alexander stands for “Defender of Men.” 


Calensariel: Impromptu Promptings

For The Love of Tolkien!

My RL name is Cheryl, variation of the English name Beryl (a green stone, part of the emerald family, my birthstone). My username, Calensariel, means green (calen) stone (sar) maiden (iel), a combination of Quenya and Syndarin, two of Tolkien’s languages created for Lord of the Rings which I LOVE!



Shambhavi Sharma: The Amused Mind

The Darling of Shiva! Continue reading “Stories Behind Your WordPress Names!”

How to Lose Friends and Estrange People on Facebook

How to Lose Friends and Estrange People on Facebook
Here I am going to tell you the secret recipe to lose friends and to alienate people on Facebook. What? The title of this post looks familiar? Yes, it’s inspired by a  book  How to Win Friends and Influence People. This book was written by motivational self-help guru Dale Carnegie and what a wonderful writer he was. I started reading his book How to stop worrying and start living in my school days-though I was neither worried nor living at that time! This book was given to me as a gift by one of my uncles so I read it just as an exercise to improve my reading comprehension.
First things first: The word Friend has been recycled by Facebook in a new way. The word is an avatar of the original word. It has some of the attributes of the original but it’s indeed very different from the original. Most of us are familiar with Facebook; therefore there seems to be no need to mention that Facebook uses word Friend in a funny way. Now as I have already mentioned it, it will not be too much of pain to suggest (for either of us) that Facebook means acquaintance, when it says friend. It might not be an accurate definition and I accept that; some of the names in your friend-list in Facebook might be total strangers to you. It seems to be the case at least with me, while I have a very short list of friends. I have never exchanged even a single word with some of the persons listed in my friend list. This would have made it pretty clear to you that I am not strictly of opinion that all of the persons in your friend list in Facebook qualify even as acquaintances. Now it would be safe to suggest that you may say that a Facebook friend is not necessarily a friend and not necessarily an acquaintance in real life.   
This recipe is to help you get rid of baggage of facebook-friends in a practical manner. This is borne out of my own experience. Some of these tips are so acute, even in real life,  that if you wish you can just extrapolate and use them for your greater good!


#1. Sophistry, Arguments and Philosophy: It’s easy to use whenever a Facebook friend updates a status which is philosophical or spiritual or semi-philosophical in nature. Most of such updates are done in the spur of moment and they do not necessarily think through them. Thinking is such a pain. Yes, it soaks your life force energy. Why think when you can do without it? Just take a quotation and update it in your status. It just matches with your mood so you update it. Take advantage of inadvertence of your facebook-friends. Nobody cares to check-especially if it’s Philosophy with a big P.
You would very often find such status saying Life is so and so… and I am this and that… and Bob’s your uncle if John is Johnny on the spot and so on. They have updated these statuses because they need Likes (Read thumbs-up) and comments for their pseudo-philosophy. Philosophy which starts getting suffocated as soon as it enters into skin deep waters of life. What is your knack then? You have to just jump-in to the comments thread and you have to put your propositions in most sophisticated way with florid words and then you start playing the show stopper. The person who had done the status update would start cursing you because the likes and comments would reduce significantly after you start your blabber mouthed tirades. This facebook-friend of yours is taken aback now. Now you wait for another opportunity to show-off your erudition, punditry and  pedantic skullduggery and come up with opposing views to any philosophical status update as soon as you see it. What happens? Now Facebook-Friends of your Facebook-Friend would be reluctant and would not easily come forward to comment on these status updates. What is happening? You have become a show-stopper. You have killed the pseudo-philosopher; you sadist son of a holy jabberwocky! No, wait another minute: Facebook-Friend of yours feels like celebrities do after a great downfall; he is not used to so much of isolation and he misses this adulation all his Facebook-Friends used to give him! No, you sadist; you will not win places with this sophistry for enough long—there is an option called Unfriend on Facebook. Your Facebook-Friend has already regretted having added you; but enough is enough; no more lamenting over pettifoggers. He folds his sleeves up and uses the weapon Unfriend or Report Abuse/Block against you and lo and behold, Bob is again his uncle! He carries on with his routine of updating pseudo-philosophical quotations in his status and enjoys all the adulation and love of his Facebook-Friends. You have internalized at least the mechanism of this first tip of recipe. Do you know that doing this would not only make your Facebook-Friend estrange you without any notice, but also would alarm many more to not to ever add you as a Friend in future? Yes, gentleman you are being written off as a full-of-himself bastard. The Facebook Friend of yours who estranged you by blocking/unfriending will not be in cordial terms; nay, will not even interact with you, because you made him feel humiliated by your condescending arguments. People were watching. You were shattering his image which he had made after many such status updates. He had started to think of himself as a Philosopher, Thinker and whatnot. You might not be able to find many of them ever again on FB because they’ve probably blocked you! Enjoy!
#2. Grammar is a Tricky Thing:
This comic stripe here in Arnold Zwicky’s blog post tells you a very important thing. “As Utahraptor once remarked: “Correcting people’s grammar in conversation is difficult to do without sounding like a jerk!” (And as T-Rex noted in response, “It’s true! Plus, you’ve got to be eternally vigilant with your own grammar, lest you mess up yourself.” )

It takes nothing less than eternal vigilance to lose friends and alienate people on Facebook. Adding friends is easy but alienating them is not and it’s even more difficult if you want to do it in a civil manner. Yes, people do spelling mistakes all the time. Use improper word forms all the time. Even this very post has many grammatical mistakes. But your knack is to point these mistakes out. Your Facebook-Friends would be in a state of shock for a while. They will show what you call pseudo-humility but would be cursing and name calling behind your back. Sooner than you expect you would be blocked. What the heck; you were questioning their linguistic prowess (If anything like that exists in the name of his holiness Aha Jar Pinks!).
#3. Tag in Controversy:
It might not be as effective as #1, but does the job anyway. Whenever you write something which sounds like Polemics or which is bitter commentary on something evil and you tag some of your Friends in that, you are begging them to Unfriend you quickly! This is easy to understand now, come on, don’t pretend as if you’re a dullard. Just tag them and their Facebook-Friends would get notifications and the reputation which was built after years upon years of hard work is ruined. You are again a show stopper. They will not Unfriend you immediately. Facebook is very addictive and weird society, mind you. You would very surreptitiously be made subject to Unfriend button, but you chose that by using your great knacks. You would stop seeing updates from your Facebook-Friend and then realize that you have achieved your goal. Victory at last, I must say. Do write back to me if you want me to add your tips into this recipe; perhaps we might co-author a cookbook on this very subject.