‘TIS THE SEASON

I loved reading this funny poem by Oneta. I hope you will also enjoy it!

Thanks, Oneta ❤

Sweet aroma

coffee

Tis the season to be jolly

Drop donut crumbs and spill the coffee!

“Alas, alas,” the new carpet cried,

“Somebody do something,”  –  So the church board tried.

Got out their pens and with much chagrin

Wrote “Fifteen Rules for All to Heed”

But, alas, again!

The people in that congregation

Could not, would not, did not read.

Well, the pastor made a recommendation

Call the King James Council of Arbitration.

After much negotiation, with relief and much elation.

They passed the following decree

And posted it for all to see.

Thou shalt carry thy coffee in steady cup,

Lo! Thou shalt balance it carefully to keep it up.

And, thou shalt not tread on thy gooey bread.

 

“Give it to us in NIV,” responded the Refreshment Committee.

Still the problem had not been solved.

Who should be involved?  What should be resolved?

“What shall we do about…

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